• parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
  • me: okay i'll be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • parents: she's out getting pregnant and weed we need to start a new child now
kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

(via sophisticatedmagus)

syblatortue:

Not only is Rose learning to read Alternian, she’s learning to speak it too. She’s gotten good enough that Karkat is not cringing every two words because of bad pronunciation. In fact he has kind of grown to like her human accent. He still corrects her when she gets a word too wrong though.

syblatortue:

Not only is Rose learning to read Alternian, she’s learning to speak it too. She’s gotten good enough that Karkat is not cringing every two words because of bad pronunciation. In fact he has kind of grown to like her human accent. He still corrects her when she gets a word too wrong though.

(via clownfaygolover)

ask-gallows-callibrator:

axylhart:

izolaree:

bubblewraphypothesis:

isalh-on-whatever:

japhers:

axylhart:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color

This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one.

I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS

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It’s like they were made for each other.

Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.

“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”

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A pen and a book 
A notepad and a clock
CAN I REQUEST A DOUBLE DATE??

request accomplished -

SMACKDOWN TIME

How the fuck did it end up like this

*whispers* make an anime


*whispers* I have a need for this to happen

Sorry, I cannot resist.

I AM SO HAPPY THAT I STARTED THIS BECAUSE WOW THIS ENDING IM FANGIRLING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE FAMILY AND IDK IM HAPPY OK 

(via trustingguide)

ONLY TEXANS WILL BE ABLE TO READ THIS:

gaypee:

howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo

(via theanimecheerleader)

slutwhat:

i laughed way too much

slutwhat:

i laughed way too much

(via classyrainbowaristocrat)

callurn:

but shit it was 99 cents

callurn:

but shit it was 99 cents

(via lord-creepypeepee)

Digital renditions of my original OFF!Taintedstuck drawings, seen here.

Beta Kids

turntechnics:

some days you just sit down and work on nothing but sprite edits for two days on end

(ill put up the transparent individual sets later when im not so tired!)

turntechnics:

so i’m finally back with more davesprites, this time featuring ho-oh and lugia. it only seemed appropriate that i’d add shiny versions!

as always, click for quality - these have the most colors out of any edits i’ve ever made, the ho-oh davesprite having 1,691 individual shades and the lugia having 3,115. definitely more than i expected, and i thought i’d never finish, but i think it paid off!

the rest of my davesprites can be found here!

turntechnics:

ek's 420 giveaway

so i’ve finally hit a pretty big milestone, and i’ve decided to do a giveaway to celebrate! i have a lot of stuff i don’t use anymore and a metric ton of candy that i keep in a jar so i figure it’s better to give them to someone who could put them to better use than i.

one randomly drawn winner will receive the following!

what you could win
  • a custom pixel from me (examples above, also in art tag)
  • assorted kasugai gummies, individually wrapped (apple, grape, lychee, mangosteen, orange, peach, pineapple)
  • kirby squeak squad
  • new super mario bros
  • new super mario bros 2 (3ds)
  • pocky (chocolate, two boxes; 9 packs per box)
  • pocky (strawberry, one box; 9 packs per box)
  • pokemon black
  • pokemon diamond
  • pokemon heartgold
  • pokemon mystery dungeon: blue rescue team
  • pokemon mystery dungeon: explorers of time
  • pokemon mystery dungeon case: red rescue team
  • pokemon ranger: shadows of almia
  • pokemon pearl
  • pokemon trozei
  • pokemon x (3ds)
rules
  • giveaway ends on 5/30/2014.
  • must be following me (sorry, shipping costs a lot!)
  • must be comfortable with giving me your address
  • likes count so long as you reblog it.
  • please have your askbox open!
  • please reblog no more than 5 times!
misc
  • all games will be wiped of their save files when sent!
  • i am willing to make pixels of pretty much anything, including ocs.
  • i’ll cover shipping fees, including internationally.
  • the winner will be chosen via a randomizer and announced after the giveaway ends!
  • if you have any questions feel free to ask me, i don’t bite!

(via momar-is-ready)

lightning-and-roses:

toonskribblez:

The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better

blaze it and praise it

lightning-and-roses:

toonskribblez:

The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better

blaze it and praise it

(via ikimaru)

foxinu:

[x]

(via 120-cell)

I usually never care about how many followers I have, butI literally just watch my follower count drop by 5.

~Jet

~Jet