scienceofficermulder:

4channers claiming their goal is to “make the tumblr tag system useless”

in their next raid, 4chan starts some fires on a volcano

and then, 4chan breaks tumblr player

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Album Art

It’s goin’ down, I’m yellin’ timber!

You better move, (hehehe) you better dance!

Let’s kill the lights, you won’t remember!

I’ll be the one, you wont forget!

Cause this place’s about to blow-oh-oh-oh!

TitleKesha || Blow Timber

notseerofsarcasm:

nyehridan-artpora:

kelpmonger:

fuckyeahatheism:

A few months ago, this preacher guy (Preacher Tom, for anyone who might have had a similar experience with the guy) came to my campus and started spewing hateful and judgmental things at passers-by. Knowing he would be back, I created Zealous Preacher Bingo cards, with a few friends’ suggestions for spaces. We gave out candy to anyone who won.

I love how “Yelling” is the free space

i tried not to reblog

i really did

but then

whoops

I am 100% making this and keeping a stock of 20 in my bag. These guys are at our union ALL THE TIME.

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facts-i-just-made-up:

barkbarkbark:

officialfrenchtoast:

facts-i-just-made-up:

darrynek:

These pics were taken one second apart
Lightning is REALLY BRIGHT

That’s the thing though, this isn’t lightning. The photos were both taken in daytime, the right photo being the normal condition. What you’re seeing in the left photo is a darkning strike.
Darkning is 50,000 times more rare than lightning, in fact most storms will never have a single instance of it. But when static charges between clouds become so energized that the electricity begins to form its own gravity, a black hole like the one created at CERN is briefly formed, sucking up all the light in the area and resulting in a brief “unflash” of darkning.
Less dangerous than lightning, Darkning lasts for a shorter time and you’d have to be within the event horizon to be harmed by it. Despite thousands a year dying of lightning strikes, only one man has ever been recorded as killed in a darkning strike, and that man was Lewis Caroll, author of Alice in Wonderland, which many historians believe he wrote based on that strange and fatal experience.

thank u photography side of tumblr

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? DARKNING? THAT’S NOT EVEN SPELLED CORRECTLY, AND THE LINK TAKES YOU TO WING COMMANDER’S WIKIPEDIA PAGE.Also, Lewis Carroll died of influenza. Jesus H. Christ.

I assure you that the post on Darkning is extremely well researched and spelled correctly and absolutely real. Furthermore, Lewis Carroll (The Pseudonym for Charles Ludwig Dawson) is well known to have died of Darkning just prior to writing Alice in Wonderland. 
Seriously, before you confront posters about their well informed lessons in science, do your research and just watch the Carl Sagan video.

but the street lights are on in the dark photo.

facts-i-just-made-up:

barkbarkbark:

officialfrenchtoast:

facts-i-just-made-up:

darrynek:

These pics were taken one second apart

Lightning is REALLY BRIGHT

That’s the thing though, this isn’t lightning. The photos were both taken in daytime, the right photo being the normal condition. What you’re seeing in the left photo is a darkning strike.

Darkning is 50,000 times more rare than lightning, in fact most storms will never have a single instance of it. But when static charges between clouds become so energized that the electricity begins to form its own gravity, a black hole like the one created at CERN is briefly formed, sucking up all the light in the area and resulting in a brief “unflash” of darkning.

Less dangerous than lightning, Darkning lasts for a shorter time and you’d have to be within the event horizon to be harmed by it. Despite thousands a year dying of lightning strikes, only one man has ever been recorded as killed in a darkning strike, and that man was Lewis Caroll, author of Alice in Wonderland, which many historians believe he wrote based on that strange and fatal experience.

thank u photography side of tumblr

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? DARKNING? THAT’S NOT EVEN SPELLED CORRECTLY, AND THE LINK TAKES YOU TO WING COMMANDER’S WIKIPEDIA PAGE.
Also, Lewis Carroll died of influenza. Jesus H. Christ.

I assure you that the post on Darkning is extremely well researched and spelled correctly and absolutely real. Furthermore, Lewis Carroll (The Pseudonym for Charles Ludwig Dawson) is well known to have died of Darkning just prior to writing Alice in Wonderland.

Seriously, before you confront posters about their well informed lessons in science, do your research and just watch the Carl Sagan video.

but the street lights are on in the dark photo.

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thebigblackwolfe:

tsiyete:

forever-rainbowbird:

soliairs:

foreverroseify:

eggmancollective:

keilscomments:

thisaintfayou:

jiveflavoredturkeysandwiches:

trillaryclinton:

*screaming at Artemis Foul*

interesting

Tron 3!?!?

And Star Wars!?!?

TGWTG friends…set your review scheds accordingly!!!

Artemis say what now

What

Oh god please don’t fuck this up

wkehrkehrkh hold up…. Pete’s Dragon! Are they remaking it…

:o

Amazing Spiderman 2 is on my birthday.

ONE OF YOU FUCKERS BETTER TAKE ME TO SEE IT

Tron 3………..

*HYPERVENTILATION*

*BURSTS THROUGH THE WALL* DID SOMEONE SAY MALEFICENT, GODZILLA AND SIN CITY

YALL FUCKERS BETTER TAKE ANOTHER LOOK

SPACE JAM 2

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And here they are! The final version of the Taintedstuck sprites in the style of OFF.
My original sketch was done nearly a year ago, so I figured it was about time I digitize it. Not much else to say really.

And here they are! The final version of the Taintedstuck sprites in the style of OFF.

My original sketch was done nearly a year ago, so I figured it was about time I digitize it. Not much else to say really.

  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
  • me: okay i'll be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • parents: she's out getting pregnant and weed we need to start a new child now
kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

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syblatortue:

Not only is Rose learning to read Alternian, she’s learning to speak it too. She’s gotten good enough that Karkat is not cringing every two words because of bad pronunciation. In fact he has kind of grown to like her human accent. He still corrects her when she gets a word too wrong though.

syblatortue:

Not only is Rose learning to read Alternian, she’s learning to speak it too. She’s gotten good enough that Karkat is not cringing every two words because of bad pronunciation. In fact he has kind of grown to like her human accent. He still corrects her when she gets a word too wrong though.

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

axylhart:

izolaree:

bubblewraphypothesis:

isalh-on-whatever:

japhers:

axylhart:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color

This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one.

I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS

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It’s like they were made for each other.

Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.

“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”

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A pen and a book 
A notepad and a clock
CAN I REQUEST A DOUBLE DATE??

request accomplished -

SMACKDOWN TIME

How the fuck did it end up like this

*whispers* make an anime


*whispers* I have a need for this to happen

Sorry, I cannot resist.

I AM SO HAPPY THAT I STARTED THIS BECAUSE WOW THIS ENDING IM FANGIRLING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE FAMILY AND IDK IM HAPPY OK 

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ONLY TEXANS WILL BE ABLE TO READ THIS:

gaypee:

howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo

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slutwhat:

i laughed way too much

slutwhat:

i laughed way too much

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callurn:

but shit it was 99 cents

callurn:

but shit it was 99 cents

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